I have a very broken attention span, thanks to TikTok, that I’m working on fixing in 2026. But unfortuntely the damage of what bores me has already been done. Hopefully we can reconstruct this soon but for now here’s some things that I do not enjoy in the slightest.

Men with very loud and wrong “opinions”

Personally, I do not enjoy listening to men talk for very long periods of time about what I deem as useless non-constructive conversation. This can go from sports, video games, relationships, gym-culture and more. I don’t like it from anyone really, but I especaily can’t hear it from a straight man for too long. I hate hearing men talk about the girl that they’re pursuing to at the moment. So boring.

What I mean by very loud and wrong opinions are opinions that are very outlandish that most experts or scientist have disproven on a large scale. I’m not arguing with you about rights of women and people with uterues. It’s like they’re arguing very useless, baseless, and just overall stupid topics that do nothing but regress us as humans. I also hate when we have to hear them try to “correct” us when in reality I know exactly what I’m talking about. Hearing men mansplain about topics that I’m well-educated pisses me clean off, but I digress.

Hearing people complain about things they can definetely fix with a snap of their fingers

Obviously, I’m hear to listen to my people vent about things going on in their lives. But I cannot stand when I have to sit and listen to someone moan about something their totally capable of fixing themselves instantly. Like it’s egresiously boring. Love my friends and family but that crap gets so drawn out after a while. Please stand up.

Most movies

Let’s stop pretending as a society that movies are enjoyable, it’s very rare that I stumble on a good movie let alone a great one. I feel like as a generation of film and tv we’ve damn near mastered good television storytelling. I think it’s definetely a pacing problem where studios can’t figure out creative ways to fit cinematic gold in films. But we’ve got it with tv shows. That’s why I think we fixate over good movies longer than we do good shows. Nevertheless, movies are lowkey boring most of the time. When it isn’t a perfectly crafted movie like I mean well-written, great ensemble cast, pacing nicely, peak climax. Movies like Interstellar, Devil Wears Prada, Avengers: Infinity War, Forest Gump do this very well without leaving out pieces of the movie that we might actually need or want. Moral of the story is make movies interesting again.

Any Frank Ocean song

Sorry don’t hate me but I think Frank Ocean is not that great of an artist that y’all try to make him out to be. I’m not discrediting his influence in modern alternative R&B and hip-hop, but to me most of his music is not that interesting to me. His sound feels repetitive, his songs don’t connect to me, and his uniqueness as an artist doesn’t touch me like how it does most of you guys reading this probably. Also another reason why I don’t think Ctrl is SZA’s best work, but yet again I digress. Even though I’m not his number one fan, I do like some of his songs like “Nike,” “Lost,” “Novacane,” and “Chanel.” Basically his hits. Even though I’d categorize him as boring I am looking forward to see when and if he returns to music, and how.

Folding clothes

This ones a little more specific but folding clothes is literally so boring. Like I’d rather do anything else to be honest. I don’t know how I end up folding my clothes but seriously it’s the most draining task as a neurodivergent person. I can’t do anything but sit there and fold clothes the same way for around 30-45 minutes. I can confidently say I’d rather wash the dishes than fold clothes.

Doctor’s visits, interviews, church services

I’m not gonna lie on Mother Earth’s land because not a single soul enjoys doctor’s visits. Sitting in the waiting room is torture part 1, torture part 2 comes when you have to answer your whole life’s questions when the doctor comes in. I can’t deal right now. Interviews are just an extension, I cannot do people just asking questions over and over expecting full unqiue answers each and every time. Not only is it anxiety-inducing but its boring. I hate to be the bearer of bad news but church is boring to me. I have veryyyy, rarely enjoyed church. I think it’s very culty, annoying, enjoybale during the musical bits but can sometimes get overstimulating in larger churches and louder music. I don’t know. I think its more of an ambience problem than what church gives to be honest.

To me, it’s not one of the most welcoming spaces as a queer person but even then, I just don’t enjoy it. I pay attention and they just recycle the same messages over and over when the bible speaks about so much more one needs to improve on and live by. Let’s circle back though. Now that I’m really thinking about it, maybe it is just a time and place moment. Because these are all “sophisticated” spaces in a way. I guess that’s the problem because while I am full of class, I also love entertainment and humor simultaneously. You’ll never catch me going out of my way to be in one of these three scenarios, willingly.

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There’s definetely more things that bore me, but my brain is so weird I don’t think of these kinds of things when I want to. I’ll probably have this list longer by the time this goes up. But what I can say is that most of these are valid. Who have you heard that says they enjoy going to the doctor, a sentence never uttered. I meant what I said about Frank Ocean beloved. I’ll see if I amend my opinion on movies, but for the most part I think it’s pretty believable. Moral of the story is being boring is ugly. Capitalism sucks because it holds a limit of creativity before we just start caring about money, which is why things are boring nowadays. hope u related.